Gearing Up

Hey, lady.

You’ve been talking a lot lately about “Halloween,” so I can only assume it’s approaching.  I like Halloween.  How could I dislike an evening that consists of dozens of children visiting the house and scaring Orville out of his wits?  (Seriously, he’s such a wuss.)

To get in the spirit, I thought I’d try out a couple of different scary faces.  I know, I know…how could such a cute ball of fluff like myself ever look scary, right?  Call it good acting.  I’m just naturally talented that way.

So, lady, which one has you shaking in your boots the most?  There’s no wrong answer, but I’ll give you a hint:  It’s either A or B.

Winston

A. (This one is accompanied by death breath.)

B. (This one is accented by big, looming shadows.)